- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

kaite is dumb that is true

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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