Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Women's Rights.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Erectile Dysfunction.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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