- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

The lion swallowed his pride.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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