My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

I can count to potato.

who is awesome? no one...

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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