- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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