- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

I'm Batman.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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