- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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