How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

How do you make a car? You build it.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

racism...deal with it!

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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