- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

c:

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

hard cheese

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

who is awesome? no one...

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

I can count to potato.

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