What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

I'm sn otter

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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