- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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