Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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