It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Why was the woman?

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Rebecca Black.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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YOU

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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