DEATH.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Chuck Norris.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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