- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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