Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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