- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

I regret everything.....

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What's a joke? Funny

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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