what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

just in time?

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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