- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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