- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Chuck Norris.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

hi joshua

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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