Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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im gay because im gay

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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???????????? WTF?

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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whats forever alone me

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Anti Joke

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