Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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black people. that is all...

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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im gay because im gay

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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