Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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