A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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LIKE THIS!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Women's rights.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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