What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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???????????? WTF?

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Anti Joke

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