Cole is "good" at soccer

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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wat?

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Anti Joke

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