Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Got milk? No.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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