What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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