A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Poop

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Sex education in Texas,

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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