What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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your life

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knock knock who's there? hope

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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