What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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