- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

i have a christmas tree.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

What can fly? Lots of things

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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