What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Hi

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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YOLO

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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