What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Bark I'm a tree

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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politically correct!

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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