I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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