A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Dumb

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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