- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Chuck Norris is dead......

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Justin beiber..

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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