An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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anal seepage

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Today is March 22.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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this site is an antijoke

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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