One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

An Artic Storm.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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girls basketball

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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