Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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hi anti joke

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Cool Brian

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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