Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Koalas mum is a slut

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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