- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

A: Do you like it B: No

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

book 'em danno

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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