Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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