what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

world society

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

I am a women

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

I like your hair

A man... walks.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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