How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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