What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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