- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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