A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Face Hunter is scum

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

How many light bulbs? 1

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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