What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Do you love me? No.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Yanter, Look it up

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Jews

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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