Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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James Patrick Campbell

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Choir.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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