- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Where's my tractor?

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

knock knock who's there? hope

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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