- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

A: Do you like it B: No

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What did the peanut say to the jelly

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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