Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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