How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Three black men were walking...

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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