What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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The jets are a good team..

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

women's rights

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

whats chinese noodles

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

A man... walks.

I like your hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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