How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Wright flyer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Homonyms should be band.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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book 'em danno

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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