its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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The WPGA tour

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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<=3 penis

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purple pickles

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Justin Bieber

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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hello

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Women's Rights

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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