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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Matt is a Duster!

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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