Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

i just pooped that is all!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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