A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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I am a women

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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world society

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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