- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

I have down syndrome. -RDV

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

knock knock come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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