Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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