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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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