Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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