- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

women's rights

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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