your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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