- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Women's rights.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Mitt Romney

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

all jokes aside...

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

once you go black your credit goes wack

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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