- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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